Kernel Panic Screensaver!
So awhile back I was thinking, “You know what would be funny? A screensaver that fakes a kernel panic!”
For those of you who might never have seen one, a kernel panic is basically the most shocking crash that you can get on a Mac. It’s Apple’s equivalent to the famed Blue Screen of Death.
What a great way to play a prank on someone, or frighten yourself.
So here is the end result, a harmless screensaver that faithfully emulates the horrifying experience of a kernel panic. It comes complete with a misleading Quartz Composer Preview so that the KP is all the more terrifying.
April 10th, 2007 at 6:24 am
good job mark, it has fooled EVERYONE at work. One of my co-workers even ran out of the office as i was leaving for lunch to tell me that my machine KP’d.
April 10th, 2007 at 3:27 pm
What a fantastic idea.
Now if i can only sneak it onto my colleagues Macs at work
April 10th, 2007 at 3:41 pm
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April 10th, 2007 at 5:23 pm
Very creative and highly entertaining, it’s been featured on OSXDaily.com!
http://osxdaily.com/2007/04/10/prank-your-friends-with-a-fake-kernel-panic/
April 10th, 2007 at 6:09 pm
Hi did you ever tryed with a dual screen mac? the main screen is copied to all other screens and the KP is shown on all screens. in real it is only shown on the first (or on laptops on the internal).
anyway good work, but there is a little bit to improve
April 10th, 2007 at 9:31 pm
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April 11th, 2007 at 2:05 pm
“Heh, that’s just my screensav-OH SHIT.”
April 11th, 2007 at 2:12 pm
yeah, creative idea, especially in view of the fact that Mark Russinovich’s famous Windows BSOD screensaver has been around for, what, over a decade? But nevertheless, kudos for getting the job done.
April 11th, 2007 at 2:19 pm
Awesome!!!! But on dual screens, it does show on both— when it shouldn’t.
Other than that, this is brillaint
April 11th, 2007 at 2:39 pm
I’m adding you to my RSS based on the awesome domain name alone. Pure genius.
April 11th, 2007 at 3:02 pm
Wow… I even panicked a bit when I knew it was coming.. my music stopped playing and everything!
April 11th, 2007 at 3:30 pm
Macs können auch mal abstürzen
Martin vom Apfelblick hat einen coolen Bildschirmschoner gefunden: Er simuliert eine Kernel Panic. Selbst beim Abstürzen machen Macs noch eine elegantere Figur als Windows-PCs…
Fun Fact: Bei Wikipedia hab ich ein animated gif einer Guru Meditat…
April 11th, 2007 at 5:52 pm
why do i only get the first part of scrrensaver?
it doesnt change from the first bit asking u to turn power of?
April 11th, 2007 at 7:39 pm
Don’t panic! It’s just a screensaver
In November, I wrote about a screensaver for Windows PCs that emulates a Blue Screen of Death. And in a wonderful twist, it’s offered up by none other than Microsoft. Of course, the Macintosh has an equivalent to the BSoD…
April 12th, 2007 at 3:00 am
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April 12th, 2007 at 3:05 am
a really great job, i love it and my friends will hate that kind of humour… you are on big ideas
get on with that ideas!
April 12th, 2007 at 7:26 am
Thats a great prank, the only question is how do I install it remotely using ssh and then make it the default screen saver and then set the time to have it start in 3 minutes?
April 12th, 2007 at 10:53 am
Where can I download with al those lovely colors?
April 12th, 2007 at 10:59 am
Markster, What’s a screensaver? See you Saturday night! U.A.
April 12th, 2007 at 12:09 pm
So dso you need a mac for this to work?
April 12th, 2007 at 4:26 pm
Thanks for the tip, and good job on the screensaver.
April 12th, 2007 at 9:45 pm
Totally cruel.
I love it!
April 13th, 2007 at 9:18 am
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April 14th, 2007 at 8:24 pm
Awesome idea, wish the dual-screen thing worked properly. Also, I had a problem with the iTunes pausination. It didn’t pause, just lowered the volume to almost nothing, and when I awoke it it came back to normal for a second before dropping out again. I like the idea, but really wish it would actually pause the music before muting, and then restore the volume to the level it was before.
April 15th, 2007 at 11:00 am
I love it
May 5th, 2007 at 11:07 am
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May 9th, 2007 at 12:28 pm
Brilliant!
June 2nd, 2007 at 8:30 am
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July 13th, 2007 at 3:53 pm
I’ve been using this for several months and it still makes my heart race every single time I see it come on….
July 17th, 2007 at 5:01 pm
Actually, if music is playing when u get a KP, u hear the music cut off, but repeat the last half-second constantly.
For instance, if an audio file was playing while the machine KPs, you’d hear:
“This is what happens when an audio file is playing during a kernel panic-ic-ic-ic-ic-ic-ic-ic-ic-ic-ic-ic…”
July 22nd, 2007 at 10:32 am
The screensaver works on my MacBook (I downloaded it when I had an iBook G4), but instead of showing the kernel panic animation over the screen it turns the screen white then shows the animation.
Just thought you’d like to know about that bug in your very neat screensaver.
August 22nd, 2007 at 2:02 pm
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August 30th, 2007 at 4:33 pm
Thanks! This works like a charm, just tried it on my co-worker - I added it to my list of mac pranks here,
http://www.zaphu.com/2007/08/22/mac-os-x-pranks/
August 31st, 2007 at 2:47 pm
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September 2nd, 2007 at 9:20 am
Your screensaver gave me a kernel panic.
September 6th, 2007 at 3:10 am
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October 2nd, 2007 at 12:25 pm
Haha. Que lindo! Este salvapantalla se tiene que installar on los mac de los otros. Gracias por tu post!
October 4th, 2007 at 8:44 am
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October 5th, 2007 at 8:57 am
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November 7th, 2007 at 9:43 am
this is awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 13th, 2007 at 8:10 am
I ran into several scary screen savers but this one tops them all. It scared the sh… out of my boss. And yes, I still have a job
It is extremely funny screen saver after the victim recovers from the shock. As a matter of fact it is not that scary as it is funny, in a sick, very sick way
December 7th, 2007 at 3:16 am
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December 29th, 2007 at 2:49 pm
How do I install this screensaver?
January 7th, 2008 at 6:29 pm
Can You make one just like that one for windows? Preferribly Vista
Or Does anyone know of a file conversion program so I can change it?
January 26th, 2008 at 12:30 pm
Funny!
January 26th, 2008 at 12:36 pm
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February 5th, 2008 at 8:59 am
I downloaded this on both my machines, but then I noticed something. When my iMac actually does KP, the screen goes grayscale. With this screensaver, it just gets like a gray haze, but you can still see all the colors. Just thought I’d mention that. Also, maybe that’s the difference between a KP on OSX Tiger and OSX Leopard. I run both.
February 22nd, 2008 at 3:32 pm
Gefällt mir! Muss ich mir mal bei Gelenheit runterladen.
March 31st, 2008 at 8:23 am
What exactly causes a kernel to panic?
March 31st, 2008 at 6:09 pm
let the games begin! nice work—thanks.
March 31st, 2008 at 10:26 pm
This reminds me of an application that was floating around in OS 9. When it was run you’d get the little restart dialog window with the bomb making you think your computer crashed. When you rolled the mouse over the dialog to click on the restart button the window would jump away form the mouse. Great fun to put in someone’s startup items
April 8th, 2008 at 12:23 am
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April 8th, 2008 at 2:28 am
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April 20th, 2008 at 1:34 am
This thing is awesome but I got fired by my boss when I put this on his computer. That’s too bad for me….
May 12th, 2008 at 9:05 am
If you could add audio to screensavers the repeated click of a dying hard drive would be a nice touch.
June 1st, 2008 at 8:57 am
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June 15th, 2008 at 12:30 pm
This is so cool. the bad thing is that me and my bro are the only ones who use a mac in my house so were the only ones who would reconize it. But it is pretty neet. good job.
July 18th, 2008 at 6:27 am
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